For most of us, 2020 deeply fucked up something of our lives. For many, it’s meant devastating loss and uncertainty. I try to remember that so far, I have been fortunate. I am safe and healthy. All of my loved ones have been safe and healthy, more or less. I’ve been able to work and provide for myself.
The only things I’ve lost of meaningful worth are time and some hope. There were goals and plans I had for this year that I had to accept were just not gonna fucking happen. Some of those things were easier to accept than others.
The one that hasn’t been easy to accept? How this pandemic is affecting my (nonexistent) love life. When I turned 30 last summer, I promised myself that I would start “putting myself out there” — a phrase I hate with a murderous passion — because there was something about turning 30 that made not wanting to die alone feel very urgent all of a sudden. I blame Love Island. (And trust, we only recognize UK in this house.)
I’ve never really “put myself out there” before because I didn’t know how. I’m what one would call a late bloomer. I’m also what one would call old-fashioned. I’ve spent most of my life assuming that I would meet-cute my future romantic partners like they do on Sex and the City. And if not that, I would just meet them randomly IRL. I’ve only ever liked people I’ve gotten to know really well in person.
And since this blog is called One True Thing, I guess I should also explain that I don’t “put myself out there” because the one time I did, I was involved in a very coercive and manipulative relationship with an older guy who sexually assaulted me twice. A very trauma compounded by my trust and intimacy issues stemming from witnessing my parents’ disaster of a divorce. (Yes, I do go to therapy! Thank you for asking.)
Oh, and it’s also further complicated by the fact that I came out as queer only three years ago, because I fell in love with a woman. But it was messy and emotional. (Truly only emotional, which made it even messier.) But once you take your queerness out of the box, it’s not like you can put it back in and return it. But my queerness is also still new and foreign and and maybe a little misshapen to me. And so I’ve also been like, “Who am I putting myself out there for?” I still don’t know how to answer that question.
OK, so yes. This is why “putting myself out there” is a very scary and complicated thing for me.
But all of a sudden, I was 30. I was very single. And sometimes, y’all, I swear I can feel my ovum packing up their shit and retiring to Florida. Finding a person — not my person, which I’ll get to — became a Very Serious Matter. Because did I mention I’m very afraid of dying alone?
As I started talking about the not wanting to die alone and wanting to “put myself out there” with my friends and aforementioned therapist, a terrible truth was reiterated over and over again: For 90% of humans (this is not a real statistic), “putting yourself out there” means online dating. Swiping right. (Or is it left?) You see a representation of a person through your phone — a few photos and some facts and some blurbs they’ve written about themselves — and you’re supposed to decide if they’re cute or interesting or smart or kind enough to talk to? And if they want to talk to you? And then if they do, you have to deal with truly the most mind-numbing conversations to figure out if they’re cute or interesting or smart or kind enough to risk BEING MURDERED to meet them in person?
Y’all, it’s a fucking nightmare. (And do not even get me started on the politics of desire and how fucking hard it is to be a [fat] Black woman on these apps.)
But I tried it nonetheless. And promptly got catfished. So then I deleted the apps… and then re-added them… and then deleted them… and then re-added them. And now, I’m considering deleting them again.
Because the truth is: I fucking HATE online dating. I’m not a swipe-to-find-a-match kind of bitch. And it really sucks because in this dystopian future, online dating is the only dating that’s safe. If there were ever a time to really pony up, it’d be now. But I deeply hate it.
And so, a huge part of 2020 has been accepting that this will probably be another year I’m single AF and a little lonely. And that’s OK. My eggs are not retiring. I am not going to die alone. I have time. The goal isn’t to find a warm body. The goal is to find my person — someone who is cute and interesting and smart and kind, who shares my same values and ambitions, who I can have a relationship with.
So until I can “put myself out there” IRL, I’ll stay my Black ass at home.